sw 2 nw by mw

“It could almost be described as the perfect day for you today: routine tasks or chores won’t seem so draining; friends should provide the fun and laughs and romance is well-aspected too. To top it off there’s a chance that you’ll have a bit of luck with money, maybe even a win.“

Well that’s cool cuz it’s my birthday muthafuckas!!! I guess I gotta go to the track or something, and every bar between here and there for that whole romance bit. Right? Cause that’s where you meet all the quality women. Actually I met a cute German chick outside a bar last week who if the horoscope is right should really call me today. But I have to admit the day started out pretty messed up – there was a fire alarm in the building at 2am and if you want to get technical about it you might say I caused it. I had just gotten home from “dinner” and believed I was still hungry so heated up this awesome pizza from the night before, but needed to take a nap while it was in the oven. I wake up to this terrible racket and slowly realize there’s all this smoke in the apartment and I’m like what the fuck, who did this? I grab Petunia and head down the stairs and everyone’s down on the street in curlers and whatnot. Me and Petunia chase the firemen in the front entrance like ‘hey, I think it’s my apartment’. I wasn’t completely sure at that point, but I had a good feeling. With the clarity of morning and sobriety I would have to say it’d take a major coincidence for someone else to have caused it. Everybody’s gonna hate me now but like I said it’s my birthday so maybe it’s all part of the plan outlined above. I’m gonna go with that.

I’ll do a big update a little later, but things are going well, still adventuring as often as possible. Had some guests all last week who tore my liver a new one. The new theme is people here are assholes. Not the specific people I know, but everyone else.